the second circle

sometimes i create a narcissistic bubble and feel like Voldemort :/

(Source: idiotsonfb)

when i have the time and the right assignment calls for it i need to break the social mold..or at least put some cracks in it..make the video in the belk library this is a message from your past self so you don’t forget

THANKS!..imaginary future self

i have a really hard time saying “i love you”…to anybody

disappointer:

this movie

this guy reminds me of myself its really wierd and the movie has a lot of analogues to my life

this is why i like 4chan sometimes lol every once in a while u find something original creative and amusing

The defendant stands accused of having broken the prime directive, by interacting directly with the physical world, and speaking directly to human beings. While this is not a crime in itself, the prosecution will attempt to establish that this reflects poorly upon the moral character of god – hereafter called by his self-given name, “Yahweh” – and should therefore be considered in the jury’s deliberation of his guilt.

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:39:13 No.349787145

THE FIRST CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having violated the sacred laws of physics which he himself supposedly designed: in particular, of having filled the earth with more water than it contained, split the Red sea, halted the rotation of the earth, transformed water into wine, and personally levitated above the surface of the sea of Galilee, among other such crimes. It should be noted that the defendant may have taken on, during the commission of certain of these acts, the disguise and identity of one Joshua of Nazareth.

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:39:50 No.349787239

THE SECOND CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having violated the free will of Ramesses the second, king of Egypt.

THE THIRD CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having used chemical and biological weapons against the people of Egypt.

THE FOURTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having committed genocide against the people of Egypt.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:40:13 No.349787301

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:40:17 No.349787319

The man who sued god was a good movie, I take it you watched that quite recently.

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:40:26 No.349787347

THE FIFTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having used weapons of mass destruction against the city of Sodom.

THE SIXTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having used weapons of mass destruction against the city of Gomorrah.

THE SEVENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of the murder of Edith of Ur – referred to in the witness testimony as “Lot’s wife”.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:40:42 No.349787404

LET HIM SPEAK!!!

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:41:02 No.349787461

THE EIGHTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the people of Jericho.

THE NINTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the people of Ai.

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:41:33 No.349787553

THE TENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the hittite people.

THE ELEVENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the amorite people.

THE TWELFTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the canaanite people.

THE THIRTEENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the perizzite people.

THE FOURTEENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the hivite people.

THE FIFTEENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the jebusite people.

THE SIXTEENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of having engaged in unjust war and genocide against the amalekite people.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:41:56 No.349787621

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!!!!

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:42:06 No.349787647

THE SEVENTEENTH CHARGE. The defendant stands accused of coercion, manipulation, terrorization, captivity, and malign governance over all the peoples of the earth; the prosecution alleges that he has established a kingdom in heaven, separated from the physical world, and has discriminated in permitting entry to persons based on their sex, race, religion or creed, national origin, sexual orientation, or gender identity.

» The Prosecution !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:42:44 No.349787742

It is the opinion of the prosecution that the defendant – Yahweh, Elohim, Adonai, Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh, the god of Abraham – is an unconscionable monster, undeserving of life. The prosecution therefore recommends the death penalty, should the defendant be convicted on any of the aforementioned charges.

THE PROSECUTION cedes the floor.

» The Defense !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:43:34 No.349787889

*ahem*

THE DEFENSE would remind the jury that the defendant must be considered innocent until proven guilty, and also reminds the jury that all of the prosecution’s evidence is in the form of witness testimony now thousands of years out-of-date.

» GOD 08/25/11(Thu)16:43:53 No.349787940

These charges are false and utterly unfounded. I plead not guilty

» The Defense !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:44:09 No.349787989

THE DEFENSE would also remind the jury that, in order for the defendant to be guilty of any of the seventeen charges levied against him, the prosecution must first demonstrate conclusively, through empirical evidence, that the defendant even exists.

» The Defense !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:44:50 No.349788112

THE DEFENSE asserts that the defendant does not exist.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:44:52 No.349788119

If you sue God that means you believe in his existence, meaning you are not an Atheist.

» GOD 08/25/11(Thu)16:45:12 No.349788178

»349787989
He’s paid for a defendant ergo he exists

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:45:12 No.349788182
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» The Defense !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:45:23 No.349788209

THE DEFENSE rests its case.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:48:21 No.349788707

God, Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god?

wait…

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:50:44 No.349789111
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GOD HERE<
you bitches be crazy, you mad bro?

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:51:16 No.349789213

I’ll just leave this here http://7iny.info/4HNJY4

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:51:17 No.349789218
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he knows people would try to bullshit with him like this so he trys to avoid contact with non-faithfuls
/thread
i also lawl at the idea of EVERY “atheist” person instantly becomeing faithful good christians with out any question or doubt, if god was proven to them. they would likely rebel or try to kill god like some kinda golden compass shit

» The Judge !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:51:34 No.349789257

HAS THE JURY reached a verdict?

» The Jury !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:52:11 No.349789386

We have, your honor.

WE THE JURY, upon reviewing the facts of the case, find the defendant, Yahweh, NOT GUILTY on all charges; we the jury find that the defendant cannot be guilty, by reason of nonexistence. We recommend that charges of perjury be levied against the witnesses who testified falsely against the defendant, and against those organizations which perpetuated their claims, in particular the Catholic Church.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:53:00 No.349789508

don’t forget raping mary by holy ghost proxy.

» The Judge !!w5CHYddUvhS 08/25/11(Thu)16:53:43 No.349789634

Very well. This court finds that the defendant is NOT GUILTY by reason of nonexistence. The jury’s recommendations of charges of perjury and contempt of court will be followed up on.

THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED.

*bam*

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)16:58:05 No.349790449
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»349789634
> Atheism
> Trys nothing
> to prove nothing
> that nothing is nothing
> overall outcome: Nothing
*slow clap*
i must say creative performance
have you thought of becoming a newspaper cartoonist?
captcha: deity abuse
lol

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)17:00:18 No.349790803

»349790449
» overall outcome: Nothing

But the jury recommended that the catholic church be tried for perjury and contempt of court in »349789386.

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)17:04:01 No.349791450
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»349787647
also lol if he created it and it has no tax support it would be a personal club he could be as discriminateing as he wants
»349787461
he himself didn’t engage
»349787347
lol meteors are now WMD?
»349787239
he was relesing slaves. now i assume you are going to persecute abe lincoln?
»349787145
lol law of physics is now a law?
is antigravity illigal shit i gotta take apart my generator!
I lul at all your claims

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)17:04:26 No.349791516

The only things worse than religious people shoving religion down atheist’s throats is atheists shoving atheism down religious people’s throats.

Would you rather have someone tell you there is a God and an afterlife, or have someone tell you there is no God and there is no afterlife?

» Anonymous 08/25/11(Thu)17:04:32 No.349791527

>NOT GUILTY by reason of nonexistence

i lol’d hard
good job op
10/10

That’ your fault. You reblog me sometimes, i guess. Anonymous lol..still doesn’t narrow it down i’m not really part of tumblr as a community i don’t look at other peoples blogs most of the time unless theres someone im really interested in i mainly just keep refreshing my news feed until i find something interesting which doesn’t take long…the reason why i follow so many people

nevver:

Chris Farley

one of my biggest fears has always been ending up a fat hairy dirtbag working a shitty job so i can barely scrape by and by cigarettes…idk how this would ever happen to me but still :/ thats literally one of the worst existences i can imagine for myself

I think I seem like a desperate texter bc I respond to people immediately #imnot I just always have my phone on me playing games

im trying to work on this…

Fact: i like marijuana and it actually makes me want to learn stuff idk why but i always end up either reading my summer reading for college or watching something interesting about quantum physics/etc when im coming down…must experiment more O.o

OMFG SO I WAS WATCHING POKEMON TODAY AT LIKE 5AM AND IT FUCKING PISSED ME OFF WHEN I REALIZED THEY HAD CHANGED THE THEME SONG WTF IDGAF ABOUT RECYCLED POKEMON ABILITIES LOOKS ETC I JUST MISS THE FUCKING THEME SONG THAT SHIT WAS THA BOMB

the second circle

About Me

when i have the time and the right assignment calls for it i need to break the social mold..or at least put some cracks in it..make the video in the belk library this is a message from your past self so you don’t forget

i have a really hard time saying “i love you”…to anybody

this is why i like 4chan sometimes lol every once in a while u find something original creative and amusing

I think I seem like a desperate texter bc I respond to people immediately #imnot I just always have my phone on me playing games